WE START WITH A SILLY STORY. Because it's Valentine's Day and I can pretend it's sort of related. I remember this every time Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Meee-eeee-heee" comes on the radio... The first time I heard that song, it was, I don't know, 4 am or something. I'd been woken up by something, so I was really groggy and not processing ( Read more... )

I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO WORK TODAY.

IT IS BLACK FRIDAY.

I WANT TO STAY HOME AWAY FROM THE CRAZY PEOPLE.

My hope is that everyone will be too busy spamming (haha, what? How was I going to finish this sentence? Spamming the stores with themselves?) attacking each other in WalMart and Best Buy and wherever else people go today to come and swarm ( Read more... )

I'm not entirely fond of late night (or very early morning, whichever the case may be) excursions to airports, but, well. Mom made it home fine. Her plane was late taking off from Chicago (but then who is really surprised by that?) and they changed which station the luggage would be at three times or so ( Read more... )

I may not necessarily like you. In fact, depending on what you are doing and when, I may wish dolphins upon you.

( Really weird work complaints. )